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| Tuesday, September 4th, 2007 | | 7:21 pm |
| | Saturday, November 11th, 2006 | | 11:57 pm |
Overheard today at Borders: "Dude, Asiago.com is amazing. They have hella awesome cheese." Funny thing is, there is no asiago.com that has cheese that I can find. So was this guy making this up to impress someone? Or what? | | Tuesday, August 8th, 2006 | | 12:53 am |
INSTANT FUN. Post here and I will: 1. I'll respond with something random about you. 2. I'll challenge you to try something. 3. I'll pick a colour that I associate with you. 4. I'll tell you something I like about you. 5. I'll tell you my first/clearest memory about you. 6. I'll tell you what animal (or creature) you remind me of. 7. I'll ask you something I've always wanted to ask you. 8. Post this on your journal. Rinse. Repeat. | | Monday, July 17th, 2006 | | 6:49 pm |
| | Tuesday, July 11th, 2006 | | 1:46 pm |
I new meme. You might learn something about me.
( Click here to post your own answers for this meme.)
| ✓ I miss somebody right now. |
✓ I don't watch much TV these days. (Daily Show/Colbert Report excepted) |
✓ I own lots of books. |
| ✓ I wear glasses or contact lenses. |
✓ I love to play video games. |
× I've tried marijuana. |
| ✓ I've watched porn movies. |
× I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship. |
✓ I believe honesty is usually the best policy. |
| ✓ I curse sometimes. (Sometimes?) |
× I have changed a lot mentally over the last year. |
× I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me. |
( it goes on... ) | | Monday, May 29th, 2006 | | 8:18 pm |
This meme I got from Cameron. SOUNDTRACK TO YOUR LIFE So heres how it works: Open your choice of music player [iTunes, Limewire, Kazaa, etc.] and put it on shuffle. Press play. For every question type the song thats on. And when you go to a new question press the next button. No cheating. Ready? GO! Opening credit: Anatarctica -Immortal I must be in a horror movie about ice. Waking up: Camelback Cinema -Primus I don't see how this applies. Average day: Present from the Poison Hearted -Cradle of Filth Not far from the truth sometimes. First Date: Cock Push-ups -Tenacious D That's some first date. Falling in love: Christ Denied -Grimfist Hmm. That's funny all by itself. Fight scene: Ain't Nothin' Ta Fuck Wit -Wu-Tang Clan Tiger-Style, TIGER-STYLE. Breaking up: We March -Mithotyn I guess we do. Getting back together: Seven Words You Can Never Say on Television -George Carlin Not really anything that would be a sound track but interesting if you close you eyes and picture John Cusack kissing some chick to this. Secret love: Speak of the Devil (As the Devil May Care) -Peccatum Who am I going to pretend you are? Liza Minelli? Life's okay: Stones of Sorrow -Nile Not what I would have picked. Maybe better for the scene where the mummy rips out someone's eyes. And then takes over the world during the solo. Mental breakdown: Autumn Grey Views -Empyrium Only if it's breakdown about how futile life is. Driving: In the Garden of Eden -Slayer Hey Marge, remember when we used to make out to this hymn? Death scene: Summertime -Billie Holiday Jeez, I have so much other stuff that would have worked better. | | Wednesday, May 17th, 2006 | | 10:42 pm |
A meme? From me?
Step 1: Put your MP3 player on random. Step 2: Post the first line from the first 20 songs that play, no matter how embarrassing the song. (If the chorus is first, then put the first spoken verse) Step 3: Post and let everyone you know guess what song and artist the lines come from. Step 4: Strike out the songs when someone guesses correctly. Note: Looking them up on Google or any other search engine is CHEATING! Also note(not part of the meme, but personally): I'm not going to do step four. But I probably won't have to. Seriously. Not one other person who reads this listens to Cannibal Corpse. Except Darea. 1. So, you think you're a god! 2. Strip down core violate and paralyze... 3. I'm a dog, A dirty flying dog... 4. Grant me the powers of thunder... 5. They think they know who I am... 6. One eye, one brow, so it stands... 7. Black candles dance to an overture... 8. Noldor, Blood is on your hands... 9. Entering into a world darkness... 10. In a white room with black curtains... 11. God and life they don't come free... 12. Well I loved my aunt - but she died... 13. We've got electric light - electric sight... 14. Du som hater Gud og kristent liv... 15. A Sustained Static Gaze, Oblivious To Surroundings... 16. Hear Me now! All crimes should be treasured if they bring thee pleasure somehow... 17. Hey god, why are you doing this to me? 18. Bland skuggor rider en odjur... 19. O Seti, Great One, My Father. I Hath Finished for Thee Thy Temple at Abydos. 20. So much to do, there's plenty on the farm... | | Friday, February 24th, 2006 | | 1:34 pm |
First entry for februaryayaya and it's almost over. Not much has changed. I have had no appendix since last friday, but that's about only major change. Modern medical care is so cool. Classes are going well, I'm happy, and uh...that's about it. | | Tuesday, January 31st, 2006 | | 1:34 pm |
Yet another quiz.
| FACT: You embody the German principle of Konstantzusammenschaft, which is best described in English (without using the obscure English word "sammenschaft") as "eternal togethermanship". | | | The Loverboy
Random Gentle Love Master (RGLMm)
Well-liked. Well-established. You are The Loverboy. Loverboys thrive in committed, steady relationships--as opposed to, say, Playboys, who want sex without too much attachment.
You've had many relationships and nearly all of them have been successful. You're a nice guy, you know the ropes, and even if you can be a little hasty with decisions, most girls think of you as a total catch. Your hastiness comes off as spontaneity most of the time anyhow, making you especially popular in your circle of friends, too.
Your exact opposite:
The Billy Goat
Deliberate Brutal Sex Dreamer
| You know not to make the typical Loverboy mistake of choosing someone who appreciates your good humor and popularity, but who offers nothing in return. You belong with someone outgoing, independent, and creative. Otherwise, you'll get bored. And then instead of surprising her with flowers or a practical joke, you'll surprise her by leaving.
ALWAYS AVOID: The Nymph
CONSIDER: The Window Shopper, The Peach |
Link: The 32-Type Dating Test by OkCupid - Free Online Dating.
My profile name: Absurdmusician |
| | Tuesday, January 24th, 2006 | | 3:13 pm |
| | Monday, January 23rd, 2006 | | 2:59 am |
I just had a most enjoyable time on this, my last day of work, with Dot, Grace, Cameron, Metal Mike, and Eric. We ate thai food which wasn't great, but it was pretty good, and I think I was over charged, but fuck it I had fun. And then we came back to my place and talked about metal and geekyness and cool shit over beers and then we went to polywog park and played on playground equipment for like nearly 2 hours. I'm so full of endorphines. Thanks for the great time guys. | | Thursday, January 19th, 2006 | | 1:17 pm |
| | Sunday, January 15th, 2006 | | 12:04 pm |
Yahr.
My pirate name is:
Bloody Tom Read
Every pirate lives for something different. For some, it's the open sea. For others (the masochists), it's the food. For you, it's definitely the fighting. Even through many pirates have a reputation for not being the brightest souls on earth, you defy the sterotypes. You've got taste and education. Arr!
Get your own pirate name from fidius.org. | | Wednesday, January 4th, 2006 | | 11:15 pm |
A leettle meme for you.
Reply to this post, and I'll tell you one(or however many I want) reason(s) why I like you. Then put this in your own journal, and spread the love. | | Wednesday, December 14th, 2005 | | 3:56 pm |
 You are a Deconstructionist Weirdo. Although ostensibly originating with Derrida, the theories of your particular school have long since passed beyond intellegibillity; half the time you don't even understand what you're saying anymore. That's okay, though. You're a lot more fun to party with than a bunch of stodgy new historicists. What kind of postmodernist are you!? brought to you by QuizillaAnd also: This quiz has been taken 10992 times. 3% of people had this result. | | Monday, December 5th, 2005 | | 12:25 am |
| | Sunday, December 4th, 2005 | | 1:40 am |
Emperor. Those of you who know who I'm talking about understand the full power behind those seven letters. Quite possible the greatest black metal band of all time has reformed after their break-up in 2001 and are going to be touring. Tickets went on sale for their july 16th(!) show here at the Key Club in Hollywood on November 23rd. According to ticket master, tonight there are twenty four tickets left. As of this posting they only have four US tour dates. July 13th and 14th at the House of Blues NY, the aforementioned Key Club stop and the 17th at the House of Blues in Anaheim. That means only roughly 1400 people in the entirety of the United States will witness this. And I'm one. I'm also one who got the one hundred dollar VIP ticket, though I have no clue as to what that will actually get me. If it's a backstage pass, I'm going to crap my pant. Yes, singular. If it gets me virtually nothing extra it's still worth it. Thanks for the early X-mas present, mom. | | Thursday, December 1st, 2005 | | 4:40 pm |
If you read this, if your eyes are passing over this right now (even if we don't speak often), please post a comment with a COMPLETELY MADE UP AND FICTIONAL memory of you and me. It can be anything you want -- good or bad -- BUT IT HAS TO BE FAKE. When you're finished, post this little paragraph on your blog and be surprised (or mortified) about what people DON'T ACTUALLY remember about you. | | Wednesday, November 30th, 2005 | | 6:31 pm |
For those of you who read my journal and frequent Third Planet, I want to apologize on my bosses behalf for his recent dickishness. | | Tuesday, November 29th, 2005 | | 1:12 am |
You know what? I'm not normally supportive of christian activists, but fuck yeah. |
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